Sunday, December 14, 2014

A Modest Proposal

         For the advancement in the research of space and to give its humble inhabitants an opportunity to be able to see the splendors of space first hand.

        It is a tragic sight to an individual who is catching up on the recent advancements in space exploration on either their computer, a major news program, or in a science article to witness that even after all these years of progress we still are liable to mistakes. They have to witness a horrific sight of a rocket going up in crimson flames as it explodes seconds after liftoff even after years of successful launches and explorations.
         I think all parties will agree that what happened was unacceptable and that these types of accidents could up ruining a lot of lives and are not getting us enough information about what is out there and that nothing will change unless someone comes up with an idea that could help us with this crisis which is why anyone who can create an idea should have a city named in their honor.
          But my cause goes beyond just scientists learning more about space from this; it also extends to everyone person residing on earth, and takes into consideration all other current projects that are going on that in some way connected to space.
           I have thought about a possible solution for many a week, carefully going through every plan that was given to me, looking for anything that could go wrong and throwing away all ideas because they didn't effectively solve the problem. Of course we could invest in more stable rockets that have a higher success rate but that would be wasting money that could be helping the average citizen and more often than not the rockets turn out to be failures and the money goes down the drain. I propose instead that we send a bomb into the center of the earth and blow it up so that the earth can separate and shoot towards parts unknown and greatly increase research by going to the places that we yearn to explore so much.
               With the pressure of the blast we can have the earth split into multiple smaller pieces an launch them into space so we explore and do research more actively than what we are allowed to do currently. We would be able to see firsthand many of the things we only theorized about or seen only in pictures.
               There also the added benefit that a piece might end up on mars and we might be able to colonize and study the planet hands on while still having access to a lot of our modern technology and be able to see if there is anything that is similar to our previous civilizations that might help us in our quest with knowing if there is life on other planets.
               There are equations that could be used to find out where the planet will split, what the sizes of the split pieces of land will be, and where the general direction will be and what speed it will be going at. With the approximate seven billion humans on earth we have to maneuver them in such a way to have as few deaths as possible because of the initial split. I calculated this by taking in to account the current location of all the tectonic plates, then I checked to see if there were any landmasses that were directly on them and if there were how many cities were around them, I also had to check to see that there would be enough space to distribute everyone around the world so they would be a minimum of twenty miles from the edge of the tectonic plates. I also had to take into account the amount of people in each country so I could see which countries had space for more people to fit in that wouldn't fit in their home country. From there it’s just a manner of convincing the inhabitants to allow for foreigners to reside in their land and for someone to be able to calculate everything and but it into action. We can't put much faith in those who get paid to do it because they still have failed attempts many years after they started these explorations and they might botch the attempt and annihilate us all.
                 I have also been told that many of those scientists don't take a lot of protections against accidents and that they don't really care if they fail because they can always just get more money and try again with no care for it affects the rest of us.
                I will now propose my solution to the problem, and I highly believe that it is an ingenious idea so I would be most grateful if no one went against it.
                 I have had it confirmed to me by a very reliable pseudo-scientist that blowing up the earth would be the most efficient way of us humans to make any major progress in reasonable time plus it might provide us with many new things that we haven't even conceived yet; and I have it on good authority that we might be able to use this to solve many other problems that are plaguing us right now.
                 Therefore I suggest that we use my previous calculations to find out which piece of the earth will be launched towards the sun and but all of the vile and corrupt people on the planet on their and send them of towards the sun where they will be consumed by the enormous ball of fire; in comparison to the rest of the people of the world, the amount of people that are truly vile and corrupt is in the minority probably only reaching around 100 million people worldwide so we wouldn't have to waste a lot of space on them and we could focus on being able to provide more land to be able to bring more items that might be beneficial to our exploration of the solar system and then the universe.
                   I have theorized that we might be able to accomplish the same tactic on other planets so that we could eventually concur the solar system and then move on to the rest of the galaxy.
                   I strongly believe that most people will find the idea of the human race concurring the Milky Way galaxy quite appealing and will completely back it up for the chance to rule an entire galaxy that might have other life that they could hold under their dominion.
                 I have already come up with a class system that might be implemented in the case of other life forms that will be both effective and make sure that we are seen at the top of the hierarchy of the planet that we will rule. If there doesn't happen to be any other life forms we can still ravage the land for new resources that weren't previously available on earth that might further our own technological advances giving us the means to be able to more efficiently concur the galaxy.
                   I have strayed from the original topic and I believe it's time to get back on track. I have presented my proposal and the benefits that can be achieved not just for future research on space but also for the betterment of the world.
                  First, it would have the benefit of allowing us to conduct research that we have previously been unable to accomplish because of previous limitations set upon us in this world.
                 Second, we could colonize and explore mars which is a task that we have been trying to accomplish for decades but had only given us few successes.
                 Third, we can use specific parts of the earth during the explosion the launch the worst that society has to offer directly into the sun.
                 Fourth, we could use the tactics employed in the initial explosion of the earth to travel across the solar system and be able to concur it and eventually the whole galaxy.   
                 Fifth, we could the materials found on other planets to further our own technology that could be used towards the human race concurring the galaxy.    
              Having pondered this for many weeks, and finding no possibility for failure or negative outcomes and seeing only positive things, this is my proposal; seeking for nothing more than the advancement of our research, our technology, and our civilization. Whatever is decided on this matter I will content as long as it helps further our knowledge of the galaxy and leads to the betterment of our civilization.